Life Lessons from The Bradys

[BlackSG91]

Lesson 43

"Saying "pork chops and applesauce" in the voice of Humphrey Bogart can be a lot of fun.
Give it a try. You know you want to."

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That's lesson #44...I've already posted lesson #43...get with it Goldie!


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[Goldmember]

corrected! Stay tuned for Lesson #45!

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 45

"Even Santa can't give back a lost voice...or can he?"

 

[RVA]

Lesson 45

"Even Santa can't give back a lost voice...or can he?"

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I say he can! Right?

 

[Goldmember]

I say he can! Right?

You're darn tootin' he can! Just ask Carol Brady!

 

[BlackSG91]

Carol Brady has sexual intercourse with Greg...a thought to saviour with flavour if you know what I mean Gene!


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[Goldmember]

Lesson 46

"Just because you're a Safety Monitor doesn't mean you have to be a jerk about it."

 

[Goldmember]

I hope you guys' lives are benefitting from these FUNKY life lessons! Now, back to some serious studying...

Lesson 47

"Don't steal a goat unless you're prepared to suffer the consequences."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 48

"If you're in your bedroom shooting free throws into a wastebasket with a basketball, close the bedroom door.
This will prevent the basketball from bouncing down the hall and breaking a vase or something."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 49

"Four men can live all together yet still be all alone."

 

[Goldmember]

We have reached a milestone: 50 Life Lessons from The Bradys. Would you like for me to share more of these nuggets of wisdom?

Lesson 50

"If you require glasses, always wear them while riding your bike. Neglecting to wear them may cause you to crash and hurt yourself,
or smack right into a family portrait or something."

 

[Truss_rod]

When ever I seen Marsha on tv I..... oh no never mind....

 

[Goldmember]

After receiving over 100 messages begging and pleading for me to continue this epic "Life Lessons from The Bradys" series, I give you:

Lesson 51

"Maybe it's not the dog you're allergic to, but rather the dog's bath soap or flea powder."

 

[eSGEe]

So uhm......who are these "bradys"?

 

[BlackSG91]

So uhm......who are these "bradys"?

They're a BUNCH of hoodlums.


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[WavMixer]

I spoke with Barry Williams a couple of times. Once just before he stole my girlfriend when I was a young teen, and once about 10 years ago when I asked him what ever happened to the girl he got away from me.

 

[BlackSG91]

I spoke with Barry Williams a couple of times. Once just before he stole my girlfriend when I was a young teen, and once about 10 years ago when I asked him what ever happened to the girl he got away from me.

Now there's a blues song in the making Grantsky Wantsky.


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[WavMixer]

Now there's a blues song in the making Grantsky Wantsky.


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She ended up making an Excedrin commercial back in the early 70's Haven't seen her since then.

 

[BlackSG91]

She ended up making an Excedrin commercial back in the early 70's Haven't seen her since then.

Well that's what you call Motrin pain.

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[Goldmember]

Lesson 52

"Never sit at the kitchen table with your back to the TV camera."