Favorite Quotes

[Gahr]

"Minds are like parachutes; They only work when they are open." - James Dewar (Lead singer and bassist with Robin Trower.)

 

[eSGEe]

Neither work well when knives are shoved into them --- me

NOT really a "quote" just an Observation

Now where did I put the "never dull" to clean my knives with........hhhmmmmm

 

[smitty_p]

“I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”

—Tweety Bird

 

[eSGEe]

 

[smitty_p]

“I’m your huckleberry.”

—Doc Holliday, from the movie “Tombstone”

 

[eSGEe]

OH-- thats a good one

 

[eSGEe]

 

[eSGEe]

 

[smitty_p]

“Yeah, but this time I’ve got the money.”

Han Solo, “Star Wars: Episode IV”

 

[Sp8ctre]

"Are you married or happy?" Curly Howard

"I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens." Curly Howard

 

[Don O]

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“The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.”

The pessimist says the glass is half empty
The optimist says the glass is half full
The engineer says the glass is twice as large as it needs to be
The janitor says, ya’ll over thinking this. The damn glass is refillable....

 

[Inspector #20]

The pessimist says the glass is half empty
The optimist says the glass is half full
The engineer says the glass is twice as large as it needs to be
The janitor says, ya’ll over thinking this. The damn glass is refillable....

If the glass contained beer, its always empty...

 

[jtcnj]

"I do a little peeps peeps when I toot toot" Joe Gatto
Of the 4, Joe is hilarious and very talented.

 

[BlackSG91]

;>)/

 

[WavMixer]

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a prefrontal lobotomy.

 

[iblive]

Takes a big dog to weigh a ton.

 

[smitty_p]

“I’d buy that for a dollar.”

 

[Don O]

You want to make a small fortune in the music business.....

Start with a large fortune and start making records....

 

[shreddy bender]

"Each day I kneel and pray that I won't die today, 'cause I'm not sure my deal with the Devil's payin' off."

Shreddy Bender

"Looks like his dad jacked off in a flower pot and raised a blooming idiot!"

Shreddy's Dad talking to me about some people.

 

[shreddy bender]

"This toilet paper's like John Wayne - rough and tough and doesn't take any $#!+ off you."

Bathroom stall in some truck stop when I was 9