Life Lessons from The Bradys

[Goldmember]

Lesson 9

"Footballs and noses don't mix."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 10

"Never, EVER go surfing with a small cursed Tiki idol around your neck."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 11

"You can't graduate with orange hair."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 12

"If you find yourself cursed by a small Taboo idol, return that idol to the ancient burial ground. It's the only way."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 13

"If Hawaiian elders say "Never go there," you never go there."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 14

"Beware of heavy wall hangings in Hawaiian hotels."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 15

"Hanging outside your Hawaiian hotel and strumming your ukulele is a great way to meet Don Ho."

 

[jtcnj]

Back in the day I was all about meetin' the Ho's.
We met his little brother, Dan I think it was......

 

[BlackSG91]

I had big dreams I wanted a 4 way --- Jan --Marcia---and Mom Brady DREAM BIG MAN it dont cost no extra!!!

And Yo Adrian...you had the audacity to call one of my Brady posts disturbing, etc. You're a naughty naughty boy you!


;>)/

 

[Goldmember]

And Yo Adrian...you had the audacity to call one of my Brady posts disturbing, etc. You're a naughty naughty boy you!


;>)/

@eSGEe will find this even MORE disturbing...

Lesson 16

"Vincent Price can be a real bastard if you meet him in a dark cave at night."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson XX (REDACTED)

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!" ...wait... that's for a different thread...

 

[BlackSG91]

Lesson XX (REDACTED)

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!" ...wait... that's for a different thread...

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I wonder if they have Soylent Gold?


;>)/

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 17

"If you're going to an unfamiliar Tiki cave in Hawaii to return a cursed idol,
leave a trail of popcorn so people can find you in the unlikely event that
you're held hostage by Vincent Price."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 18

"Hula dancing can be dangerous. You might just throw out your back, or something."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 19

"Chicks dig having suntan lotion applied to their backs."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 20

"Never camp out in a ghost town overnight."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 21

"An old prospector can cause a lot more trouble than any ghost can."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 22

"A good way to get Joe Namath to visit you is to tell him somebody's dying."

 

[Goldmember]

Lesson 23

"Just because you're the next Johnny Bravo doesn't mean you shouldn't go to college."

 

[smitty_p]

Lesson 21

"An old prospector can cause a lot more trouble than any ghost can."

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Well, at least Mr. Howell got off the island!