Life Lessons from The Bradys

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Anthony Rubino, one of the world's leading Bradyologists, once published a book entitled, "Life Lessons from The Bradys." It quickly went out of print, and I happened to have snagged a free cut-out copy (yeah, just like the cut-out LPs and CDs) from my school's library. I treasure and cherish this book of wisdom to this day, and I have chosen to share with you select nuggets...morsels...pop tarts of knowledge in this thread. Be sure to tune in often to catch up on things you may not have learned in life....yet.

Before reading any further, be sure to brush up on your understanding of the following important Brady terminology:
  • all together: To have oneself together.
  • bread: Money or currency.
  • dig: 1. To pay attention to. 2. To understand or appreciate. 3. To like.
  • drag: 1. One that is boring. 2. That which is not groovy. (see groovy)
  • far out: Wild and exotic in a marvelous or excellent way.
  • funky: Far out in a pleasant and groovy way.
  • groove: 1. To enjoy appreciatively. 2. To enjoy oneself intensely. 3. To interact harmoniously.
  • groovy: 1. Marvelous or excellent. 2. To have or possess groove.
  • heavy: 1. To be weighted with great importance. 2. To be regarded with importance and admired.
  • out of sight: Excessively far out.
  • pad: Living quarters or place of residence.
  • rap: 1. To talk freely and frankly.
  • scene: 1. The place of an occurrence or action. 2. An abstract or personal area or place.
  • split: To leave or exit.
  • threads: Clothing or garments.
 
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Lesson 2

"It's okay to invite a dog to your wedding, and it's okay to invite a cat to your wedding,
but NEVER invite a dog AND a cat to your wedding."
 
BlackSG91 said:
Wouldn't the braces hurt your sensitive yoo-hoo?:sick:


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Lesson 5

"Be careful, because if Desi Arnaz, Jr. is in the neighborhood, he just might stop by."
 
Lesson 6

"When you're lying in bed at night and you want to say something to your spouse who's
lying beside you, it's not necessary to sit up and turn on the light before speaking. You
can just lie there and say it in the dark. He or she will still hear you."
 
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Check out Mayberry.

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet....nobody was married. Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara....in fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk. :LOL:
 
Don O said:
Check out Mayberry.

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet....nobody was married. Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara....in fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk. :LOL:
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Otis discovered the secret to marital harmony: inebriation.
 
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