Ok so my revelation is that I am a direct descendant of royalty from nearly every country in Europe.
When I was growing up there was always a rumor in my family that we were direct descendants of Mary Queen of Scots, but once ancestry.com came along it was verifiable. My family tree is almost completely comprised of royalty going back thousands of years. It's even possible that Hector and Paris of Troy are my uncles. King James, of the KJV bible fame, is my 10th great-grandfather.
So I thought Ambassador to the Crown was fitting, but now it just seems pretentious. What would y'all suggest. I'm opening the bidding at Ambassador of.....??