Welcome, Dantheman

Dan the Man went to Alabam,
To play guitar and go real far.
The stage was caged, the crowd enraged,
He held his mojo and went to solo.
Well, Dan tortured that amp 'til his fingers cramped,
'Til two tricky chicks who dug his licks,
Got their kicks by grabbing his... pick.
Boyfriends were pissed, they snarled and hissed,
Raisied their fists like anarchists
They took old Dan, shoved him in a van, and shipped him off to North Montan.


Welcome friend.
 
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