So After 12 Years..........

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I don't have to worry about that, she lives in Alabama and I'm in Illinois.

She's in Phoenix and I'm in SoCal, but I go there for business fairly regularly and end up doing layovers at the airport there when flying other places.
 
Thankfully, Ive only been married once so i havent had to deal with Ex Wives. But i have ran into ex girlfriends more than i like to. Its never uncomfortable though and actually quite hilarious: because each time i see one, they seem to look worse and worse off than the last time. Me? Well, just look at me: im in my prime! :pound-hand:

Besides that obvious lie at the end lol, my last girlfriend before i got married? Oh boy did i dodge a poop bomb the size of a Minuteman Missile the last time i saw her....she gained a good 100lbs easily, was dressed like she was getting a walk on part in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and seriously was going bald. Pardon me for not being sympathetic but rather pissing my pants laughing lol
 
I don't think so and I hope not!! Funny thing is, she's a psychologist, I think she was trying to get into my head. Maybe I should call her husband and get his take. :pound-hand:
Ha ! my ex was a psych major when I met her --- never finished college though --

similarly Weaze--she called me several years after the divorce and asked and I quote "are you done with this midlife thing and ready to come home?" --- I had (at this point) moved to another state and remarried..............all of which she was AWARE OF .........

Went to 4 or 5 marriage counselors with her over the years--- followed the same "pattern" every time--
1st visit -- "great therapist she/he will certainly help us"
2nd visit .... "not sure about them"
3rd visit (usually when they get around to the "root" of the problem......... HER...... "they are a complete hack we are NEVER going back that man/woman should lose his/her license he/she is a moron!!"

and so it went for 18 years of wedded INSANITY ----

any young unmarried guys here--- take a bit of advice ---- the CRAZY ONES are only fun for a VERY VERY SHORT TIME ----
and NO YOU CANT CHANGE/FIX her........... period.......

TO quote Python.............
 
I don't have any ex wives either, Mike.

Nor will I, ever. Intercourse that poop.

Do it once, do it right, never look back. Ever. If you're apprehensive, don't do it at all. Save yourself the headache.
 
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