Pasty White Ohio Wanker Runs down Gibson/Epi NAMM

Oh man --- some people are gonna get a PEAVEY BASS BEAT DOWN!!!!!!! --- wait will tequila be in volved.....if not then we will just annoy people-- and make HORRIBLE NOISES AT LOUD VOLUME

Hey Smitty we could go to the FLoyd booth and wank on trems till everything is out of tune!!!!!

then head to the mesa booth and crank all of them to 10 ......when no one is looking .....then LAUGH as they blow themselves across the room McFly style

Trident will rub JUNK on every SG in the place ----

goo can spill coffee on everything----

I bet we make it at least an hour before bail $ is needed..............
 
Probably have to get Cadorman out of a heated argument with the owners of several companies as to why they dont make more Southpaw Guitars--- and Hack will be running around with a battery powered dremel trying to cram extra pickups into all the new models TRE PICKUP REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Oh man --- some people are gonna get a PEAVEY BASS BEAT DOWN!!!!!!! --- wait will tequila be in volved.....if not then we will just annoy people-- and make HORRIBLE NOISES AT LOUD VOLUME

Hey Smitty we could go to the FLoyd booth and wank on trems till everything is out of tune!!!!!

then head to the mesa booth and crank all of them to 10 ......when no one is looking .....then LAUGH as they blow themselves across the room McFly style

Trident will rub JUNK on every SG in the place ----

goo can spill coffee on everything----

I bet we make it at least an hour before bail $ is needed..............

Or, we can pretend like we’re really important and try to interview everybody. We’ll start at the Anderton’s booth and just infest...er...spread out... from there!
 
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