eSGEe
Ferengi Ambassador of Trade
MAN if I win the LOTTERY!
- Thread starter eSGEe
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I'm witnessing schizophrenia.
One year, Henry introduces high-tech, new-fangled stuff at stupid prices. The next year, he introduces low-tech, old-fangled stuff...also at stupid prices.
I think I felt a brain cell pop...wait a second....okay...I'm good now...
One year, Henry introduces high-tech, new-fangled stuff at stupid prices. The next year, he introduces low-tech, old-fangled stuff...also at stupid prices.
I think I felt a brain cell pop...wait a second....okay...I'm good now...
Goldmember
Ambassador of Golden Yoo-Hoos
No deal unless it's free shipping!
**Update**
I just checked, and all online orders ship for free, with limitations, of course. F**$ the lottery, this could be yours with a pain-free, easy payment plan of $488 a month!
**Update**
I just checked, and all online orders ship for free, with limitations, of course. F**$ the lottery, this could be yours with a pain-free, easy payment plan of $488 a month!
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RVA
Ambassador
One thing stay the same - stupid prices! If course, there is always the clearance price when nobody buys them.
Tony M.
Ambassador
Why would anyone want that?
It's all beat to crap.
I would rather get a nice shiny new one and put MY marks on it.
Tell you what.
Send me your shiny new guitars and I will "relic" them for you.
It will be an authentic relic job too, not this phony garbage.
I'll take them out on jobs and gig the Hell out of them.
Honest to goodness biker bar chipped finishes!
Real sweat soaked into the fretboard!
Genuine buckle rash!
There will even be an option for 1 bent tuner key!
and...
I'll do it all for much less than 11K.
It's all beat to crap.
I would rather get a nice shiny new one and put MY marks on it.
Tell you what.
Send me your shiny new guitars and I will "relic" them for you.
It will be an authentic relic job too, not this phony garbage.
I'll take them out on jobs and gig the Hell out of them.
Honest to goodness biker bar chipped finishes!
Real sweat soaked into the fretboard!
Genuine buckle rash!
There will even be an option for 1 bent tuner key!
and...
I'll do it all for much less than 11K.
That's such a crazy idea it just might work. Sounds like an interesting small business opportunity.
Real-world relicing in genuine New York City venues.
Sounds like an awesome name.
Now, RVA just needs to help Tony set up an LLC and he can be off and running...new guitars every week!
Tony, we've got it all figured out for you!
"Soho Mojo - your source for real relicing, New York style!"
Tony M.
Ambassador
Why limit it to NYC?
We have members all over the world.
We could offer the NYC relic job, the LA/west coast one,
the "down under" one, Scandinavia, Florida swamps, etc.
We could go big NYC style with this.
Crazier ideas have worked.
Ask Wilbur and Orville.
Tony M.
Ambassador
You will get your cut by doing the Swamp relics.
If I win the lottery....
I WON....well 5.00 ---- and I bought 2 POWERBALL tickets.....
If I win we are having a GIANT party in Vegas at Big DaddysHEy --- he wont mind much Im sure
I can land at the airport near Luxor Hotel...
