You're a good friend, Norm...I will let you tell him that..

Yeah all those muscles he can't even wipe his own butt they get in the way!He’s gonna have to run faster than me. All those muscles doesn’t mean he has a set of wheels to propel him in a horizontal direction. Add in the fear factor….. my fear….. betting I can be pretty quick.
Why does he have a Bud Light sword stuck in his neck?