Goldmember:

[Inspector #20]

Dudes...what happened to this Kat???

 

[JohnnyGoo]

Dont know.

 

[Walks Backward]

You're not the first to ask. Been MIA here for a while now.

I suspect alien abduction.

 

[eSGEe]

I have reached out to him to see what diabolical plans for world domination he is up to

 

[Walks Backward]

I have reached out to him to see what diabolical plans for world domination he is up to

And did he respond from within the mothership?

 

[WavMixer]

I hope that nobody stole his gold member

 

[eSGEe]

As yet the lines are silent

 

[Walks Backward]

Damn space pukes probably took his communication gear when the beamed him up!

 

[eSGEe]

FARGIN BASTAGES!

 

[Goldmember]

Mister Herndon, I am mosht pleashed that you have misht me. Indeed, I have been very busy these pasht few months perfecting the insertion of Preparation H, which, by the way, goes ahead a planned. I have recently moved my lair to another secret location, with all the dents, dings, gashes, gouges, and assorted painful injuries and bizarre accidents that you would expect. I am proud to report that I pershonally transported every frickin piece of guitar gear in my Goldmobile, avoiding the wrath of the frickin moversh. What I need back now is my guitar mojo. Hands, feet....even toes ache. Perhaps I should shtart the Goldschläger therapy again?

ps. Preparation H makes great nut sauce.

 

[JohnnyGoo]

 

[Inspector #20]

Mister Herndon, I am mosht pleashed that you have misht me. Indeed, I have been very busy these pasht few months perfecting the insertion of Preparation H, which, by the way, goes ahead a planned. I have recently moved my lair to another secret location, with all the dents, dings, gashes, gouges, and assorted painful injuries and bizarre accidents that you would expect. I am proud to report that I pershonally transported every frickin piece of guitar gear in my Goldmobile, avoiding the wrath of the frickin moversh. What I need back now is my guitar mojo. Hands, feet....even toes ache. Perhaps I should shtart the Goldschläger therapy again?

ps. Preparation H makes great nut sauce.

Hey! Good to know you are alive and well....

Look what I bought in your absence....

 

[syscokid]

Mister Herndon, I am mosht pleashed that you have misht me. Indeed, I have been very busy these pasht few months perfecting the insertion of Preparation H, which, by the way, goes ahead a planned. I have recently moved my lair to another secret location, with all the dents, dings, gashes, gouges, and assorted painful injuries and bizarre accidents that you would expect. I am proud to report that I pershonally transported every frickin piece of guitar gear in my Goldmobile, avoiding the wrath of the frickin moversh. What I need back now is my guitar mojo. Hands, feet....even toes ache. Perhaps I should shtart the Goldschläger therapy again?

ps. Preparation H makes great nut sauce.

I am not quite sure... but all that, just brought a tear to my left eye...

F-Yeah, Goldmember is alive and well... :dood: ...

 

[BlackSG91]

I thought you lost you're golden mojo...no wonder you we're missing in action as I thought.


;>)/

 

[Inspector #20]

I was concerned your absence might trigger a gold shortage, so I stocked up...

 

[syscokid]

Yee Haw....

 

[BlackSG91]

There once was a man named Goldmember
Who was born in the month of September
As he checked between his legs
He laid a golden egg
And called it his new member.


;>)/

 

[Inspector #20]

Yee Haw....

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Clearly an extra-cost option....

 

[jtcnj]

Hey good to hear from you; hope your health issue and moving experience turn out ok.
So relax and have a shmoke and a pancake.

 

[Mr Grumpy]

erhaps I should shtart the Goldschläger therapy again?

Almost certainly a YES.