FINAL VOTE GAME OF TOANZ Ch. 25 Who wins?

Which TTR Rockstar is deserving to take a seat on the THRONE OF TOAN?

  • Total voters
    12
  • Poll closed .
TVvoodoo

TVvoodoo

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For the final chapter, both of our Rockstars celebrate an epic performance in front of the largest Rock music audience in human history.
They unfortunately woke up in prison the next day, up against some serious charges. Now the cops, lawyers and rockstars themselves are
attempting to piece together a night of unparalleled debauchery from a variety of titillatin photos on their phones.

What the Hell happened?

Donnie Dagger "GOT 25 A Series of Unfortunate Events or: Who the Hell is This “IRS” Guy,
and Why Does He Want My Address?"

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Heinous Anus also had a stupid crazy rockstar quality evening,
his head is also pounding this morning. Here's what he can recall

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OK my Game of Toanz Brothers, Sisters and anyone possibly in-between... we are finally there! The last weighing and measurement of the last chapter!
What an epic journey this has been, and these last two tales weaved, validate why these two nutbuckets were able rise to the top of the heap. Phew!

The scene is set now for us to judge and jury of our two contenders for the coveted Throne of Toan. One of our two remaining rockstars is most likely headed to some serious time behind bars. The other gets to continue to enjoy a lifestyle few dare to dream of. More money, more chicks, more parties and much more music,
and of course TTR Bragging Rights as the Game of Toanz Victor!

This vote is the final. All Game of Toans participants are allowed one single vote, and for this final judgement,
only those who participated in the game are allowed to vote, plus those who were past judges and myself.
Well you can vote all you want whoever you are, but only those from the list below will actually count.

ANYONE who was in the game or ANY TTR members watching on the sidelines can definitely make an attempt to
sway votes in this thread with logic and reasoning. You may even suggest strong performances from past chapters to influence this vote. BUT, this is NOT a blind vote. Gonna give 48 hours to get it done.

I opened it up so anyone can view the results without casting a vote. Might be interesting. If I missed anyone, let me know.

@WavMixer
@POOP KNIFE
@DangerousR6
@LRT
@Inspector #20
@LiveeviL2000
@C-Grin
@Thatbastarddon
@mcblink
@SG John
@Clockworkmike
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP
@4406Pack
@iblive
@mjh36
@Headache
@Iron1
@Don O
@fitz
@Mr. Potato Head
@Jethro Rocker
@Cadorman

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In the event of a possible tie, Cowboy suggests a good old fashioned Mexican knife fight will settle it proper.

 

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Sorry, @Thatbastarddon been working on this for an hour... trying to get it to post.
Anyone else know know you cannot make a post wth more than 10,000 characters?

I wanted to include the tales, but no matter how much I edited my stuff, would not let me post.
so I had to convert the text to images and yes, my apologies, for not including the line about your itchy testes.

Anyway, good luck to both of you, suitably sick Chapter 25 entries, I am going to have big trouble deciding.
 
TVvoodoo said:
Sorry, @Thatbastarddon been working on this for an hour... trying to get it to post.
Anyone else know know you cannot make a post wth more than 10,000 characters?

I wanted to include the tales, but no matter how much I edited my stuff, would not let me post.
so I had to convert the text to images and yes, my apologies, for not including the line about your itchy testes.

Anyway, good luck to both of you, suitably sick Chapter 25 entries, I am going to have big trouble deciding.
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I knew, and figured as much. :cheers: I meant no disrespect.:cool:
 
This is a tough one.

Both stories are great.
Both have a body of work throughout the competition that were excellent.

For me personally, the deciding factor and the hallmark of a “what have I done last night” moment. Is the chick you regret. The one you look at and say, “there isn’t enough alcohol” and yet you did it anyway.
 
I will toss a vote this evening once I get back to the house and get to read the stories over some more. For now, I am fighting the 105F heat index between boogie boarding and with plenty of fluids. Always make sure you're hydrated folks!

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And there ain't enough SPF to save the lobster red back I got right now lol literally plastering it and still red as the head on a junkyard dog's junk
 
Clockworkmike said:
I will toss a vote this evening once I get back to the house and get to read the stories over some more. For now, I am fighting the 105F heat index between boogie boarding and with plenty of fluids. Always make sure you're hydrated folks!

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And there ain't enough SPF to save the lobster red back I got right now lol literally plastering it and still red as the head on a junkyard dog's jun
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Sunscreen. Lots of it!
 
Jethro Rocker said:
JC.
Melanoma is the in thing this year...
Be careful with those burns, Mike!
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Believe me I know...
This $hit is not cool, it's alarming at best and I've been warned before. I never go out without sunscreen because of the risk I have personally
But this particular brand absolutely failed in every possible way imaginable. Coppertone, banana boat and even cheap Walmart Equate has NEVER burned me let alone this bad. This crap is touted as the the best on amazon.com and I'm here to tell you the reviews are outright lies and propaganda. Either the person reviewing it has the best tan alive or is a bot by the company lol


Good news is, it only hit 3 small areas with the blistering and though I didn't pop them myself, they did on their own and have dried. So throw some Neosporin and a dressing over it, be good. Rest of the sunburn has largely already faded. For now, staying outta the sun obviously and have switched to Coppertone Babies Zinc Oxide which always works like a charm
 
Alright, this is getting a little sad.

9 voters?! Come on now, TTR!! Let's create some excitement in here and vote HEINOUS ANUS! Yeah, he's an ass, but....well, he's an ass. But FivESkiN frickin' ROCKS!!

Let's go!!!

@WavMixer
@POOP KNIFE
@DangerousR6
@LRT
@Inspector #20
@LiveeviL2000
@C-Grin
@Thatbastarddon
@mcblink
@SG John
@Clockworkmike
@Mitch Pearrow SJMP
@4406Pack
@iblive
@mjh36
@Headache
@Iron1
@Don O
@fitz
@Mr. Potato Head
@Jethro Rocker
@Cadorman

I know it's the 4th and all, but this butthole is at risk of losing his freedom.

It would be tragic....even heinous...for this to happen on a day such as this....

(Happy 4th errybody, be safe out there!)
 
@Inspector #20
Has asked me to post something for him , but I have no idea how to bring it here.
Could you post this for me in Game of Toanz -

I'm sitting this vote out, even though I've been told that i have been publicly invited to do so.

My involvement in this game - and the resulting controversy - has caused a lot of negativity for everyone, but this has now transcended the game and is affecting peace here at home.

In hopes that my absence will bring peace, I've totally quit logging into the forum and I've asked that this message be posted on my behalf.

- Inspector #20
 
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