Battle of the Broskies, Round 1 Smitty_P VS LiveEvil2000 re: SANDWITCHERY

Who do YOU believe could make the tastiest, most impressive sandwich?

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    16
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Here we go, go GO! This is the one we've REALLY been waiting for!

Based around a series of random fun questions, vote by 24 hour poll vote.
Ties will be broken by an additional 24 hour vote, then sudden death by a single vote if required.

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This is just for idle amusement only. Voters, please state your case in light of the individualized and entertaining random poll question for each bro v.s. bro battle.

Competitors are VERY welcome to spin up a yarn on behalf of themselves, and OF COURSE a little fun MILD trash talk is allowed, but nothing bad enough that'll make anyone cry, OK?

Again this is for pure fun. There are NO prizes, as I have not been able to secure a sponsor.

First round by random selection:@smitty_p vs @LiveeviL2000

Don't complain if you didn't make the top 16. It's beyond my control.
I didn't either. :(
I guess some of us low tier members just don't deserve a rating on this.
 
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@CoyotesGator (sorry I had the brackets messed up there for a bit)

We are only concerned with the ONE battle on yummy Sandwitchery at this time.

@LiveeviL2000 vs @smitty_p

They do NOT have to make you a sandwich. Your vote can be by pure speculation, knowing what you know.

I do wonder if @smitty_p may have vegetarian leanings. This may color my vote but I will wait for confirmation on that. Also, what type of protein @LiveeviL2000 may choose is pretty important to me. It best not be bologna
 
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Also, if you are competing in the Battle of the Broskies, and take the initiative to follow my Well-Hung
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@fitz SPLENDID Idea, as long as they are genuine home-grown photos, and not AI generated or internet stox
I think a visage of the competitor in the background would help confirm.
 
Bwahahah so we're doing this? Fair enough!

Alright, I'm going to go with @LiveeviL2000 BECAUSE: he's from Jersey, and we all seen the Sopranos or at least most reputable Mafia movies. You know they know they're way around a "SANGWICH". I figure he knows the hook up on some good Buffalo Moozadell, some Gabagool, some Jersey tomatoes and then drowned in a vat of extra virgin olive oil.

Sorry @smitty_p , I'm just really friggin hungry right now AND I don't wanna sleep with no fishes, capeshe? Lmao
 
On one hand I think if it came down to actual competition @LiveeviL2000 might overthink things and reach a little too far with some exotic ingredient such as Wasabi paste or something. I think I'd trust @smitty_p too keep it simple, genuine and authentic, but maybe add an inspired surprise twist. Reserving my vote until we hear from the both of them on battle strategy
 
TVvoodoo said:
Here we go, go GO! This is the one we've REALLY been waiting for!

Based around a series of random fun questions, vote by 24 hour poll vote.
Ties will be broken by an additional 24 hour vote, then sudden death by a single vote if required.

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This is just for idle amusement only. Voters, please state your case in light of the individualized and entertaining random poll question for each bro v.s. bro battle.

Competitors are VERY welcome to spin up a yarn on behalf of themselves, and OF COURSE a little fun MILD trash talk is allowed, but nothing bad enough that'll make anyone cry, OK?

Again this is for pure fun. There are NO prizes, as I have not been able to secure a sponsor.

First round by random selection:@smitty_p vs @LiveeviL2000

Don't complain if you didn't make the top 16. It's beyond my control.
I didn't either. :(
I guess some of us low tier members just don't deserve a rating on this.
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Smitty would give me a "white boy" sandwich that I feel I could accomplish myself. In fact, I think he'd warm up a frozen one or grab it from a gas station. :D

Now, 'Evil ....damn, I would expect only the best Italiano ..parsley, vinegar and oil, yellow peppers, salami, ham, thin sliced garlic, ...I could go on.. and on. To top it of 'Evil would deliver it saying "Bada Bing!! ...You gonna like this or I wack ya azz!!" and when I say it tastes great he'll say "Damn strait it does ...the Fk you say otherwise. Ya think this is??"
 
This is hilarious!

I'll have to give this some thought.


TVvoodoo said:
I do wonder if @smitty_p may have vegetarian leanings.
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No, sir. I am very much an omnivore. I have a very wide palate for foods I will eat - plant-based or otherwise.


So, ladies and gentlemen, let us consider the bread. We have a few varieties from which we may choose: white, wheat, multigrain, rye, sourdough...the list goes on.

Personally, I am torn between the rye and sourdough. These provide an interesting foundation for a sandwich; more so than the more bland white and simple wheat breads.

I think I shall select the rye, though I am equally fond of the sourdough.

However, please take note of my signature block: I reserve the right to be fickle and change my mind at any time!

More to come as I ponder this some more.

Mr. @LiveeviL2000 , the gauntlet has been thrown, good sir.
 
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