I would like to thank the
Tone Rooms Academy for this award,
to thank the many pancakes, shmokes, bongs, blintzes, waffles, crepes, pipes, and cigars,
to Mami and Papi, my wife and
golden children, to
gold lovers and schmelters everywhere,
to groovy Adrian for having introduced me to the Rooms of Tone, to all my friends here,
(Goldmember begins to cry and blubber, and becomes inconsolable for a few seconds)
to disco lovers, head bangers, chicken pickers, and bass pluckers,
to shwingersh, Elvis diggers, Faron Young listeners,
I loves you all, but not as much as
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!