I promised our dear Kevin that I would do my best to preserve his memory if he didn't make it.
Subway fare is $3.75 but Uber wont accept tokens and beer isn't sold by the gallon. People need to understand the difference between issues and problems. Breaking a string before a performance, that's an issue. Realizing you took a double dose of laxative thinking it was cough syrup as you settle into your opera box, now that's a problem...