My stuff always gets reliced... without me even trying
or paying extra. I actually do attempt to take care of my gear...
I buy good cases and good stands, and I don't allow anyone to
play my guitar if they're drunk.
But I seem to be hard on my stuff.
I'm hard on my shoes... ( that's a song )
and my cars get dinged and dented.
I've owned four Dodge or Plymouth minivans since 1985. The first one went 177,000 miles, and I sold it for $1000
and the guy drove it away. The second one went 200,000 miles, and I sold it for $1000 and the guy drove it away.
The third one went 355,000 miles and I sold it for $1000 as a trade in on the next one, which went 311,000 miles
before I finally traded that for small money on my 2015 Chevvy Equinox. So I've had nothing but great service from
my Dodge and Plymouth vehicles. I could strap my minivan to my back and drive to Boston... comfortable and
keeping straight between the white lines. Sorry you other schmoes have had so much trouble.
But about the relic thing:
I've seen guys playing old Fender guitars that looked dreadful...
Maple necks with no finish left on them, and so discolored from finger grease
and furniture polish that they looked grey and grimy and grubby...
"original" finish so flaked and dinged that it looked like it had been splattered
with paint.
That has no appeal to me. So I stripped the old sunburst off my '66 Fender bass, and
gave it an oil gunstock finish that looked great to my eye, and removed $10,000 from its value. *shrugs
But it was my bass and it gave great service for decades until I sold it this year for a
paltry $3000.
Aye well... I would never intentionally damage one of my guitars, because it seems to happen anyway.
My pore ol' head is covered with scars too... I seem to crash into things. except when I'm driving, of course
or I wouldn't be here to tell of it. My minivans have carried me safe through so many scary situations...
Ice and snow, and fires and fights between gawd knows who. Dark dark nights and misty mornings.
Here are my three favorites guitars, all bought new, all well cared for. Pity the fool that damages one of them!
