The Red-Suited Tresspasser

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Does anyone have any precautions for keeping this fat bastard out? I do not want to find this guy snacking in my living room in the middle of the night. Things could get ugly.

I am also lead to believe that reindeer carry tics and are prolific spreaders of lime disease. I suggest examining any boxes left under the tree for tic infestation.

I think we can all make a difference if we act together. If you see something, say something.

Happy Holidays!
 
RVA said:
Does anyone have any precautions for keeping this fat bastard out? I do not want to find this guy snacking in my living room in the middle of the night. Things could get ugly.

I am also lead to believe that reindeer carry tics and are prolific spreaders of lime disease. I suggest examining any boxes left under the tree for tic infestation.

I think we can all make a difference if we act together. If you see something, say something.

Happy Holidays!
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Merry Christmas, Ray.
 
Longbow and moving targets.... Reindeer are good eating. Venison, anyone?
To keep the fat bastard out, obviously you need Austin Powers to help you out!!!

 
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Rumour has it he was in Squamish, BC earlier this evening.

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Gahr said:
Easy! Just block your chimney for the night.
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I do not have one, but I hear that he has become very crafty. Maybe I will get a video doorbell for Christmas!! That will comd jn handy next year. Did you know that theives rang the bell before a robbery now-a-days?
 
You don't have a chimney? Make a fake one as quick as you can. Use cardboard or whatever. That will put him off. Santa can't resist a nice old chimney!
 
Damn polite robbers you have there. Do they wipe their shoes as well before entering?
 
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Gahr said:
You don't have a chimney? Make a fake one as quick as you can. Use cardboard or whatever. That will put him off. Santa can't resist a nice old chimney!
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A trap chimney. With a bear trap inside! Brilliant!!
 
Hahaha, nice one. If you get Rudolph as well, eat him. Reindeer is good, man!
 
RVA said:
I have hunted my share of deer. As of 2 months ago, I am a pescatarian.
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Ah, that's true. What are you eating for Christmas?

We always eat cod on Christmas day. Tonight (which is the biggest celebration) we eat "pinnekjøtt" (directly translated it means "stick meat" because of the birch sticks traditionally put in the bottom of the kettle the meat is steamed in). Pinnekjøtt is salted and dried mutton rib. VERY hearty food. Served with boiled potatoes and mashed swede (rutabaga). I also fry up some brussels sprouts with a bit of butter and garlic in a wok and steam them in a splash of double IPA right before serving. I drink a dark and hoppy beer and some nice aquavit with it. It is THE thing I look forward to with Christmas every year.
 
Gahr said:
Ah, that's true. What are you eating for Christmas?.
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We are having a traditional Italian Christmas Eve fish dinner. We do not do the 7 fish thing, but this year, the menu will include scungili (conch) fried bacalla (salted codfish), baccalla salad, fried calamari (squid), pulpo salad (octopus), swai puttanesca (puttanesca = to, or characteristic of a prostitute)
 
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