Semi-Finals Live Evil 2000 vs C-grin - Wingman II

Who's your wingman

  • Brother C-Grin

    Votes: 8 66.7%

  • Brother Liveevil2000

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • Total voters
    12
  • Poll closed .
TVvoodoo

TVvoodoo

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OK another semi final to weed out the bros from the hoes LOL!

This here is another WingMan scenario, and it's forum Power-Bros @C-Grin vs. @LiveeviL2000

For this one, the goal here ain't to survive a serious beatdown, it's to gain yourself a sweet hook-up.
You might just be OK flying solo, but why not double that superpower with a strong wingman!
That's what bros are for!

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This would be a great thread for the bros to offer their most sure-fire pick-up lines, honey holes, what to wear, and any other
method they can offer to guarantee you're not goin' home alone, but not with the last call dregs, but the catch of the day!
And let's not be slipping anything into anyone's drink OK?

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Well....I DO have a view on this one. 'Evil could REALLY mess things up just to be strait up front. If he starts talking Death Metal, flying Vs, Low C chugs, or even .....an online forum it would end REAL quick. This scares me, as much as 'Evil would certainly be a manly-man to hang out with in general.

Grin? Oh Grin. He would be a blast and I know it. I FEEL he can be a REAL PIG just like I pride myself on being. I think we'd pridefully share some good chauvinist "off the radar" table talk about the royal babes in the room while NONE OF THAT would get known by the little chickity that has captured our little seemingly overconfident hearts.

I don't know how things would turn out as we both turn "puppyfied" by her presence at the table, but I'd trust Grin on any tactical plans we conjured up for prize acquisition. I think He'd play along real well. (y)
 
Sapient said:
Well....I DO have a view on this one. 'Evil could REALLY mess things up just to be strait up front. If he starts talking Death Metal, flying Vs, Low C chugs, or even .....an online forum it would end REAL quick. This scares me, as much as 'Evil would certainly be a manly-man to hang out with in general.

Grin? Oh Grin. He would be a blast and I know it. I FEEL he can be a REAL PIG just like I pride myself on being. I think we'd pridefully share some good chauvinist "off the radar" table talk about the royal babes in the room while NONE OF THAT would get known by the little chickity that has captured our little seemingly overconfident hearts.

I don't know how things would turn out as we both turn "puppyfied" by her presence at the table, but I'd trust Grin on any tactical plans we conjured up for prize acquisition. I think He'd play along real well. (y)
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lol I appreciate the vote of confidence. And my ex’s would agree I can in fact be man bear piggish. Funny enough most of my “pickup lines” somewhat sounded like
“ I see your buyin Boons Farms wine here at the 7-11, wanna go to a party?”
Or
“ I gotta tell you those leopard pattern stretchy pants look very classy”
Or
“ I totally think that kind of dancing will help pay for college, you are very talented and limber”
 
Just gotta wear your Well-Hung tee, great ice-breaker.
I think LE2k maybe has a little too much of that stalliony machismo going on... probably draw 'em in like a moths to a flame, but then bogart all that action for himself. Might be a risk.

C-Grin has proven he's got plenty of the BBE (bad boy energy) going on. His sense of humor could have a disarming effect.
 
TVvoodoo said:
Just gotta wear your Well-Hung tee, great ice-breaker.
I think LE2k maybe has a little too much of that stalliony machismo going on... probably draw 'em in like a moths to a flame, but then bogart all that action for himself. Might be a risk.

C-Grin has proven he's got plenty of the BBE (bad boy energy) going on. His sense of humor could have a disarming effect.
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I could wear the Well Hung banner like a cape, are capes in style?
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But yeah probably going to need a shirt too ;)
 
I had to vote for C-Grin because I suspect it that when it comes to women he's initially humble and non threatening. Thirty minutes later, he's hitting with comedic pick up lines because women love men who have a sense of humor. He's got it down to science because he's a......
 
I do apprecieate the brotherly support on this one, but I do gotta say my boy Live evil probably has mad skills with the ladies, they are just probably into books and smart stuff so my attention would be placed in a different direction. Like the daddy isisues support group or the smoking area's. I also gotta be honest I never chased a girl in my life, I actually went to the Boomhaur school of dating tips.
 
LiveeviL2000 said:
Ok. I got this.
I’m sure @iblive would be happy to know. The loincloth gets left behind for this one.
That’s right!
I go commando!!!! It drives them wild. They can’t help to look.
Once you caught them looking. That’s when you give them that face and nob that says “I know you looked so whaddayasay? yes”?
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Dude…. I was going to vote for you. Now I find myself reevaluating every facet of my life and the people I hang out with. :nono::BH::pound-hand:
 
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