Pretty funny

[eclecticsynergy]

More useless science news: "Why do cats hate closed doors?"

Uhm..... Thinking ask Schrodinger.

 

[iblive]

Okay..... those were good. Especially the Dead AND Alive one. I will be stealing that one.

 

[iblive]

In the span of 111 years
115 people have died in a
Weightlifting accident
At the gym.

In that same time span
Only 1 person has died
Eating a donut.

Make wise choices.

 

[GrumpySquatch]

 

[iblive]

Not suggesting parts of the country hasn't been a bit warmer than normal lately.... but.....

 

[iblive]

 

[iblive]

Silly putty implies the existence of serious putty.
.
.
.
.
I believe it’s called C4.

 

[iblive]

I just heard that there are over 350 different types of pasta.

I guess you could say, the pastabilities are endless

 

[iblive]

Dude had one job!!!

And then...... just for pun.

 

[eclecticsynergy]

 

[iblive]

"Motivational Speaker" - van Gogh..... Down by the river.

 

[iblive]

I've seen this basic post before. I think someone shares it almost every new school year. As I like to say, "dude only had ONE job!!"

 

[eclecticsynergy]

Another yearly regular.

 

[ibmorjamn]

 

[GrumpySquatch]

Silly putty implies the existence of serious putty.
.
.
.
.
I believe it’s called C4.

 

[iblive]

 

[iblive]

“I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong” - Author, All of Us.

Support bacteria…. They’re the only culture some people have.

 

[GrumpySquatch]

https://imgur.com/YlKQkiv

 

[iblive]

FOR SALE:

I have some competition racing geese for sale if anyone wants to take a gander.

 

[iblive]

If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.