Guitars After Dark

Jethro Rocker

Jethro Rocker

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Hey sailor.
Shore leave? Haven't seen a guitar in some time?
Welcome to Guitars After Dark.
Check out our first model, affectionately known as Ibby.
She has all the right curves and loves it when you caress and hold her neck.

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Finger her board. Do it, she loves it.


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Feel that curvy body. Look at that beautifully sculpted upper bout. Let your hands linger as they move down to the lower bout, wider than the upper but in a good way.

Some say she has the nicest tailpiece you've ever seen. Concerned about experience? She has had a pickup or 3.
There are even some knobs to play with, if that's your thing.

Roll her over. Go on, do it. Remove a cover and you can see her control cavity.

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Fondle that body, finger that board and insert your 1/4" plug into her output jack.

It's all good. This is Guitars After Dark...

:D
 
Lay your new crush on the couch... she is wearing a satin charcoal slip, and is tempting you in sensual ways.



Then caress her solid rosewood neck... the excitement increases exponentially...



She wants to "play" so you must comply.
you are helpless... under her spell, and you have no choice but to "explore" her ziricote fretboard.
The heat rises as you finger it higher and higher.



AAAaaaaaaaand I'm spent... :ROFLMAO:
 
TTR Guitars Gone Wild!:pound-hand: !

Ohhh she's a bit older, classy lady. Experienced! Slim in all the right places, but still has plenty of curvy territory, too. Give a fella a bit of a chubby seeing her leaning against that red leather ottoman, presenting like that. And boy, she knows it's working, too.

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Has a real sense for fash, always turns out nicely co-ordinated, dressed to impress. Not into the new styles, more like the old-world Bohemian vibe. Watch out, she'll play you as much as you play her!

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But after she has her way with me, I just lay her to cool down on some soft throw pillows. She enjoys it when I caress her rich tort and rosewood, while we relax and catch our breath.

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I'm a fortunate man.
 
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TVvoodoo said:
TTR Guitars Gone Wild!:pound-hand: !

Ohhh she's a bit older, classy lady. Experienced! Slim in all the right places, but still has plenty of curvy territory, too. Give a fella a bit of a chubby seeing her leaning against that red leather ottoman, presenting like that. And boy, she knows it's working, too.

enxrxdLK_o.jpg


Has a real sense for fash, always turns out nicely co-ordinated, dressed to impress. Not into the new styles, more like the old-world Bohemian vibe. Watch out, she'll play you as much as you play her!

gGzms29S_o.jpg


But after she has her way with me, I just lay her to cool down on some soft throw pillows. She enjoys it when I caress her rich tort and rosewood, while we relax and catch our breath.

LODLDu9z_o.jpg


I'm a fortunate man.
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No fair... you're using a strap-on! :LOL:
 
Jethro Rocker said:
Hey sailor.
Shore leave? Haven't seen a guitar in some time?
Welcome to Guitars After Dark.
Check out our first model, affectionately known as Ibby.
She has all the right curves and loves it when you caress and hold her neck.

QYmmeMr.jpg


Finger her board. Do it, she loves it.


HUoNuuo.jpg


Feel that curvy body. Look at that beautifully sculpted upper bout. Let your hands linger as they move down to the lower bout, wider than the upper but in a good way.

Some say she has the nicest tailpiece you've ever seen. Concerned about experience? She has had a pickup or 3.
There are even some knobs to play with, if that's your thing.

Roll her over. Go on, do it. Remove a cover and you can see her control cavity.

CkKVo12.jpg


Fondle that body, finger that board and insert your 1/4" plug into her output jack.

It's all good. This is Guitars After Dark...

:D
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Lovely!! Proper etiquette says you have to finger her g-string first.
 
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