I challenged you to do this (ignore) 3 months ago. This wasn't your idea. Purely theatrical on your part. Good thing you live in Canada where you're safe and nobody challenges your ultimate authority over how others think.For the first time on forums in twenty five years, suffering plenty of plain awful people
I finally utilized the ignore button.
Wow! So I totally missed the key parts of this! So, it's @LiveeviL2000 we lost?!? This has been on an epic level of insanity!Sadly, since his little holiday, Barbarian Bob seems to have spent a lot of money on his Powder of Greatness.
How much money? Like A LOT!!!!
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And the really good stuff too, not that garbage rat poison.
Unfortunately, he sadly found out you can have too much of a good thing.
His next of kin have notified us that he is no longer strumming his terrible axe
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Barbarian Bob is now in Valhalla, feasting on venison, huge mugs of delicious brew,
With Barbarian Bob, now being attended to by several beautiful Viking Princesses. We will continue on the the final two and finish the Game of Toanz with rightful competitors Dagger Don and Heinous Anus.
The Game of Toanz is not to be corrupted by trickery or skullduggery.
I've been dead so long in this thing, Exxon is digging my bones up for fuel lol
I didn’t think you had met your demise, I had thought you had to wipe windows or something else..
Hey, yeah you're right! Well ok, so I'm not technically deceased, just emotionally and spiritually dead from all the squeegeeing of pigeon $hit on the windows of corporate offices lmao
Ha!!PRESS PLAY
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Chapter 25
Series of Unfortunate Events
Your Band Headlines a hot summer Saturday night. 614,000 in attendance at amazing Cleveland MetalFest enjoyed a few lesser sets before you: first Liam & Noel Gallagher reunite for a five song Oasis set priming the audience for an extremely cool Waters /Gilmour Pink Floyd mini-reunion. Amazingly, no fist fights between any band members!Then, a five song Led Zeppelin heavy blues rock get-together featuring Jason on drums, all in fine form, needing to prove nothing.
What. A. Night! How do you follow that?
As amazing as it all sounds, everyone was really there hungry to see your band. Based on your previous world-changing charity do-goodings, you managed to escape cancelling, and your fans, even the world forgives you. And, as you hit the stage for an 80 minute incendiary show, they were NOT disappointed. Your performance casts away any and all doubt that YOU alone are the Universal Guitar Lord Immortal. In fact, you just blew 1.2 BILLION minds worldwide, by Digital LiveCast.
You were so in the zone, there may never be an equal to the stunning out-of-the box licks you laid down. Four Encores. Truly your name has
become synonymous with the embodiment of the rock ‘n roll dream, of fame and fortune come true. You are 100% the Guitar Lord Immortal.
Tonight, as you leave the stage soaking wet and all aglow in the hot lights, you are ready to celebrate this insane rocket ride to the tippytop
of the arts and entertainment world. All the dreaming, the tough slogging... the smart decisions, go ahead and party hardy, man. You frickin’ earned it!
6:29am
you wake up lying on chilled and puke-smeared concrete. Shirtless, bleary eyed and freezing, your inner thighs burning inside your urine-encrusted and stiffening leather pants. Your upper body is bruised, scratched and covered with strange markings in what appears to be lipstick. Two of your pockets are filled with feathers. One seems to have at one time held a raw egg in the shell, or... something. Your hair has several burrs in it, smells of cordite, and parts of it seem burned off in places. Charges laid upon you by citizens and law enforcement from three different countries details approximately five hours of extremely immoral, anti-social and depravedly criminal behaviors that made two female police officers and your legal counsel physically ill to listen to the accounts read out to you. Apparently you felt compelled to document much of the evening on your phone.
For your final Game of Toanz Challenge, to gain your place on the coveted alter of rock, you are now asked to detail the post-concert chain
of events you remember and plead for mercy from the courts and God above. Best, most entertaining story with FIVE accompanying photos that were found on your phone will escape seven years in prison, and become a King worthy of The Tone Rooms Throne of Toan!!!
One will remain... you will have until Sunday night to weave your tale. Deadline HERE
Will be voted on by community vote.
Such fitting last words..
Oh bull! You were in this thing as long as you were because you're Mitch "Mic Miester" @#$&in' Pearrow and don't you forget it!
Huh? Something amiss there? I missed something...Sadly, since his little holiday, Barbarian Bob seems to have spent a lot of money on his Powder of Greatness.
How much money? Like A LOT!!!!
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And the really good stuff too, not that garbage rat poison.
Unfortunately, he sadly found out you can have too much of a good thing.
His next of kin have notified us that he is no longer strumming his terrible axe
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Barbarian Bob is now in Valhalla, feasting on venison, huge mugs of delicious brew,
With Barbarian Bob, now being attended to by several beautiful Viking Princesses. We will continue on the the final two and finish the Game of Toanz with rightful competitors Dagger Don and Heinous Anus.
The Game of Toanz is not to be corrupted by trickery or skullduggery.
Oh it's been a rollercoaster here these past 24hrs lol
We both missed it buddy..
Yeah I was outta town
Wow! You had excellent lyrics I am super surprised you have never done it before! Figured you would take the whole thing!
Thank you!
For Bob's sake, I sincerely hope this abduction doesn't require any scientific probing
