TTR Game of Toanz

Over the weekend Cowboy says he's gonna go for a looksee over all the Chapter 7 submission posts. He's still mad there was nothing for him to call in Round 6 and there's only two things he likes better 'n callin' penalties. One of 'em comes in a dress, the other in a bottle.

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Gettin' near 1/3 through this Rock & Roll adventure. If you were a bettin' man... would you wager say, $10 on a winner at say 10:1 odds?

Who would you put it on?

Would you throw a twenty in for a winner takes it all pot? Now to be sure... y'all know I'd never do nuthin' like that!!! Why, that'd be completely against the law! Hypothetical only.

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Some of you probably figure your odds are way better 'n 10:1!

I can say I when i did this once before, the final three featured two completely unexpected "sleeper" players, vs one who was almost seemed a lock right from the get-go.
 
I actually internet chatted with the first "Rock 'n Roll Survivor" winner a week or so ago. Six years later he still cherishes his win as one of his life's greatest accomplishments. Still carries the "Guitar Lord Immortal" title he earned, in his signature :dood:

I invited Scotty to drop in here, hope he does.

This TTR field of competitors is a bit tighter in comparison, the game slightly more challenging. Having fewer voters ain't great, but it's growing, real nice to see.

I'm sure as heck enjoying this, but like I told someone in a PM earlier today, wish I could play for real!

Just thinking out loud here, gonna hit the hay soon...

Tomorrow night our favorite turd-slicer @POOP KNIFE will have the answer we've been all been waiting for: "Immunity for Chapter 8 goes to:_____________"

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EMERGENCY ALERT!

Inspector #20 has been looking for an alt/sub for a reason and it's getting rather more urgent.

I really don't want to alter/shorten the long term gameplan again to write him out of the story ... it's not fair to those currently playing... so if there are any former GOT competitors, @iblive, @Don O, @Clockworkmike, @DangerousR6 @Iron1 interested, we can fairly easily "ressurect" you in his place as your prior character. That would be the easy way.... I have incredible powers!! (But no, can't cure the clap, sorry).

If there are any others Game of Toanz enthusiasts watching who'd dig being "magically spawned in," PM me. You can assume a new "emergency" character of your own creation ie. "new kid in town" but will still need to complete the current challenge by deadline tonight.

You've already been accepted!! You just have to show up for "Your Audition"... too easy!

(Some other small steps also required, but most can be delayed for a little bit.)

Whomsoever is valiant, brave and impure of heart enough to dare to enter the....

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PM me... I will assist if you need some guidance to get rolling.
 
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TVvoodoo said:
Over the weekend Cowboy says he's gonna go for a looksee over all the Chapter 7 submission posts. He's still mad there was nothing for him to call in Round 6 and there's only two things he likes better 'n callin' penalties. One of 'em comes in a dress, the other in a bottle.

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What you are saying is, he likes Dick Burns and his leather miniskirt?
 
TVvoodoo said:
Full-on hot swap.

Maybe someone has a friend they hate? I think that's how some of you got here :pound-hand:
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Very true. That’s what happened to me.
I was on the forum. Minding my own business. Posting some stupid bull poop none of you really care about. Then suddenly Brad hits me with “Hey, do you want to play a game?” Sounding like that computer from that Mathew Broderick movie “Wargames”. Or maybe Jigsaw from those Saw movies.
So my dumbass Neanderthal brain without a second thought goes … “yeah sure”
Not even thinking twice about the contract I just signed and what it all entails. Before long I started posting embarrassing pictures and videos. Lost my identity becoming some self absorbed bombastic character with a bad haircut.
Which brings me to today. Where I look back and wonder where I went wrong.
 
"Woody" The sacred Idol of Toan will be ceremonially thrust upon one deserving rock star this evening by the Ca-Ca Cleaver!

Who will enjoy the pleasure of attaining MAXIMUM allowable stamina for the highly sensual but mentally arduous journey through Chapter 8?

Any Rock Star deciding to try continuing The Game of Toanz bypassing "Your Audition?" Bundle up all your hopeful Throne of Toan aspirations and just...
 
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Walking in to the audition, I can’t help but notice the guy before me put on a real smoke show…

The guy had a set on him…hanging below his kilt. I had to follow that?! Well let’s let loose, and kick this in the nutz…I slam in to some driving stuff to warm up….


The place was shaking with anticipation when I broke into this one….


One of the “guests” was giving me the “sad girl” eyes the entire time…she was kinda hot…I was good with that.

Everything really came together for the session. Things started to really gel, so they asked me what else I could bring to the table, so I whipped this out…

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They were eating some orange slices, and freaking out over the room feeling like it was vibrating still, when they offered me some “tea”…I respectfully accepted, and the next thing I know I wake up in this hotel suite to the “Bob Dylan” drone of my phone vibrating on the nightstand…

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Whatshername:

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PickleCrack drummer’s mom:

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