TTR Game of Toanz

@Inspector #20 .. we all know he can play a little. But I'll bet he's froze up ice statue solid... over-analyzing his song choices and tone, going for absolute perfection

Not very Rock or Roll if u ask me.... somebody roll him a big fatty and say "go!"

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So I walked into this guitar store the other day. There was this totally sick flying V on the wall that I had to put my sticky bong water fingers all over. Plugged into this totally bitchin' little combo amp thing, and started rocking out! I had little self-esteem as I'm just a teenager but I had all the teen spirit anyone could need to be a rockstar someday. When I come around, they know they're about to be treated to a show!

I asked the guy point blank: "what do you want for this guitar and amp? 25 for the guitar or 64 for the guitar and amp?"
He just looked at me as if I was a basket case. He said something really rude to me so I told him to stay away from me, at which point he said "hey man, nice shot, but that's the wrong weapon in in your hands, you need to leave the store".

That bastard. I put on curse on him, just like the curse of the pharaohs. And then I trotted away as fast as I could. On my way out, a crew of motley looking characters walked in and hired some dude that was plinking away on some telecaster in there on the spot. What a bunch of choads. They don't even know what they missed out on. Whatever, their loss, not mine.

Anyway, I'll be in the bus hotboxing the bathroom again if anyone needs me.

 
mcblink said:
So I walked into this guitar store the other day. There was this totally sick flying V on the wall that I had to put my sticky bong water fingers all over. Plugged into this totally bitchin' little combo amp thing, and started rocking out! I had little self-esteem as I'm just a teenager but I had all the teen spirit anyone could need to be a rockstar someday. When I come around, they know they're about to be treated to a show!

I asked the guy point blank: "what do you want for this guitar and amp? 25 for the guitar or 64 for the guitar and amp?"
He just looked at me as if I was a basket case. He said something really rude to me so I told him to stay away from me, at which point he said "hey man, nice shot, but that's the wrong weapon in in your hands, you need to leave the store".

That bastard. I put on curse on him, just like the curse of the pharaohs. And then I trotted away as fast as I could. On my way out, a crew of motley looking characters walked in and hired some dude that was plinking away on some telecaster in there on the spot. What a bunch of choads. They don't even know what they missed out on. Whatever, their loss, not mine.

Anyway, I'll be in the bus hotboxing the bathroom again if anyone needs me.

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Nervana “Hate it” LOLOLOL!! That was the best!!
 
TVvoodoo said:
Ok @mcblink throws in... I don't recognize them all ... I see he tried to write them in... but is there five? ... tone ok, pick slide ok, T-shirt checks out, not over for time. If he got five in... clean run, but was it worth the wait?
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Self Esteem/Smells Like Teen Spirit/When I Come Around

25 or 6 to 4/Basket Case

Keep Away/Hey Man, Nice Shot

Curse of the Pharoahs/2 minutes to Midnight/countless others

Anything with galloped triplets is cliché as hell

I'd say there's 5 at least, but I'm not the judge here lol

LiveeviL2000 said:
Oh come on. I purposefully misspelled Nirvana and you didn’t get it?
You need more weed. You’ll focus better.
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Yeah, I mean, that song does tend to get on my NERVs lol
 
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