TTR Game of Toanz

The Game of Toanz Tour bus comfortably seats 16 rockstars and two dozen randy young ladies.

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Are you fellas going to let Liveevil2000 and Inspector#20 bogart all that hot action?
Do you think they are up to that sort of of punishment? Help them out, jump aboard!
 
TVvoodoo said:
Do you love to chortle at scandalous humor? Are you able to pick just the right scarf to tie to your mic stand? Can you accurately flick a pick up to ten feet right to that amazing brunette in row 3? Do your filthy leather pants actually stand up by themselves in the corner of the tour bus?
Game of Toanz is your game
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I got red and black striped pants from 1989...
 
TVvoodoo said:
Do you love to chortle at scandalous humor? Are you able to pick just the right scarf to tie to your mic stand? Can you accurately flick a pick up to ten feet right to that amazing brunette in row 3? Do your filthy leather pants actually stand up by themselves in the corner of the tour bus?
Game of Toanz is your game
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I got red and black striped pants from 1989...
C-Grin said:
Be careful of ladies named “Randy” :oops: :ROFLMAO:

I will throw in.
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And LadyBoys...
 
Can you almost remember two whole box positions in the Pentatonic scale? Could you differentiate
between a solo lead by Eric Clapton and another from Randy Rhoads? Do you view the movie Spinal Tap as
an fictional action adventure, a love story, a war film or a likely based-on-truth story? Me Too!

I promise it will be infuriatingly fun, laugh-out-loud depressing, and better than doubling your current meds.

I will your Ringmaster/Dungeonmaster/Tour Manager. I like fun, fun is good. Participants may cry behind the scenes,
but not openly please. You will get to know more about your fellow forumites than you probably ever wanted to.
You can become the person you always dreamed you could be, or that one of your terrible-est nightmares.

YOU GET TO BE A FRICKIN' ROCK STAR!!! You don't want that?

We now have a power trio of brave rock and roll soldiers. Will the industry chew 'em up and spit them out?
Or will they rise above all others, stepping on heads, stealing riffs and backstabbing relentlessly?

@Inspector #20
@LiveeviL2000
@C-Grin

It's been said Rock 'n roll is a vicious game. Boy, are they are about to find out.
Don't let them have all the fun!
 
I am currently packing all the things we need into this road case, including the hidden secret compartment
that holds about two pounds of cocaine. Even if the Columbian Marching Powder might be not your scene,
you will find Game of Toanz is like plugging into an IV of pure dopamine laced with seratonin with a side of adrenochrome.

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CAN YOU HANDLE IT? Let's find out
 
Just like real life rock and roll, your success at this game will NOT center around skills at guitar, or
what fancy guitars and amps and pedals you have. NOT AT ALL.
Those things may help you, could even HURT you.

What you REALLY need is a dream. Can you come up with a dream, and steer it where you want it to go?
Is your destination Successtown, Winnissippi and super-duper-stardom?
Or will you flame out quickly, and get kicked out of your very own band.

Only ONE of you can reach the tippy-top. Honestly, I don't even think that person has joined the game yet.
 
Oh-oh. @Thatbastarddon is in the building.

I'm imagining him now in leopard print spandex, and a razor shag haircut

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But I think, he's got his tighty-whiteys loaded with rock and roll sensibility, if that's even a thing

Don, ARE we 25% FUELED FOR TAKE-OFF? Are you in, or just a poser?
 
TVvoodoo said:
Oh-oh. @Thatbastarddon is in the building.

I'm imagining him now in leopard print spandex, and a razor shag haircut

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But I think, he's got his tighty-whiteys loaded with rock and roll sensibility, if that's even a thing

Don, ARE we 25% FUELED FOR TAKE-OFF? Are you in, or just a poser?
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Hahahahahahaha! Well…..I’ve certainly got an eyewash for ya!!!….it isn’t gonna be green though…just ask your….never mind…I’m in.
 
TVvoodoo said:
The Game of Toanz Tour bus comfortably seats 16 rockstars and two dozen randy young ladies.

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Are you fellas going to let Liveevil2000 and Inspector#20 bogart all that hot action?
Do you think they are up to that sort of of punishment? Help them out, jump aboard!
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I’ll make the ultimate sacrifice and take one for the team.
 
I am planning the game to start Friday. First Challenge is simply a Qualification/Participation Round.
YOU MUST Participate, or you will be out of the game.

First challenge, you'll get four days to complete. It'll take max 10 minutes of your time.
Most of you will do it in about two minutes, tops. You cannot be eliminated if you try even a little bit.
And, it will be fun, maybe a little embarassing, especially if you do it right.

Everyone knows, real rock stars don't know what that is. So, qualification can only weed out the weakest hands.
 
And o can tell you tales of parking
TVvoodoo said:
I am planning the game to start Friday. First Challenge is simply a Qualification/Participation Round.
YOU MUST Participate, or you will be out of the game.

First challenge, you'll get four days to complete. It'll take max 10 minutes of your time.
Most of you will do it in about two minutes, tops. You cannot be eliminated if you try even a little bit.
And, it will be fun, maybe a little embarassing, especially if you do it right.

Everyone knows, real rock stars don't know what that is. So, qualification can only weed out the weakest hands.
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Cross dressing catwalk in heels???
 
And o can tell you tales of parking
TVvoodoo said:
I am planning the game to start Friday. First Challenge is simply a Qualification/Participation Round.
YOU MUST Participate, or you will be out of the game.

First challenge, you'll get four days to complete. It'll take max 10 minutes of your time.
Most of you will do it in about two minutes, tops. You cannot be eliminated if you try even a little bit.
And, it will be fun, maybe a little embarassing, especially if you do it right.

Everyone knows, real rock stars don't know what that is. So, qualification can only weed out the weakest hands.
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Cross dressing catwalk in heels???
LiveeviL2000 said:
So what you are saying is I should save the assless chaps for later in the competition
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Start wearing them to the grocery store to get practiced...
 
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