A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, I was a married man whose
life and marriage was going down the tubes. I married a woman I loved
intensely, and that relationship was so fierce in both positive and negative
ways, it burned out before either of us knew what was happening.
In the aftermath, I was devastated, depressed, considered suicide seriously,
... desperately unhappy. I was also broke and found a small 'studio' to live in
while I tried to pay off debts. I gave our car to her, she was in similar mental
straits and trying to take care of our daughter too. What a mess.
But I saw an ad for a Fender bass for sale, and thought of it as a life ring.
I had been listening to bass lines in all the songs of the time, since I was about
fourteen. I knew a lot of guys who played guitar, but no one else who played bass.
Growing up just outside of Detroit, the Motown pulse was always there, and I
knew I'd be a good bass player.
I had always been into music and played guitar with friends while supposedly
concentrating on "important' duties like schoolwork and working jobs that would
pay me enough to afford college tuition and kid expenses. My parents had always
tried to discourage me from my music, thinking rightly that it would distract me from performing the 'important' things, like passing math and science tests, and writing academic papers.
It didn't work. Music was always in my soul, even in the darkest of times.
But I gave up college after my divorce, and concentrated on paying off debts.
I decided to live as simply as possible, and pay the debts before planning my future, if any.
Walk to work, or ride a bicycle. Maybe I could get in a band or something...
I couldn't afford a new guitar... but if a guy was selling a Fender bass, I was
interested. That sound was in my blood. After giving up so much, I felt pretty radical.
Farewell, cruel world, I'm off to join the circus. I'll find myself a rock an roll band
that needs a helping hand (hah)...
So I put five twenties in one pocket of my jeans, and one more in the other pocket.
And I went to see the man about the bass. This was in like 1972.
He looked about as desperate as I felt. The bass was under his bed. He pulled out the case
...it was a classic Fender rectangular case, black tolex with chrome Fender logo on it.
My heart began pounding, although I acted quite nonchalant. The case was dusty, no one
had been pestering him to buy this instrument. I opened the case, trying not to tremble.
The inside was orange fabric, it looked in good shape. I picked up the instrument. It was
a sixties sunburst style, black, yellow and red. I disliked the color but I wanted that bass.
He said, "It's a Sixty Six..." To me, then,
that just meant it was old. As in "out of date..."
Nobody was worshipping them then.
I looked at the neck. It was visibly bowed, as if the instrument had been under that bed
in damp conditions for a long time. I squinted down it and shook my head.
"I don't know, man... I might have to buy a new neck for this. It's pretty warped.
I'll give you a hundred bucks..."
He hummed and fidgeted around for a bit. He had wanted more money for it, I don't remember
how much. But the $100 was a lot of money for me at that time. AND it was actually a fair price.
A new CBS Fender Jazz Bass might have cost $350 at that time. The hundred was NOT an insult
even if it was a lot less than he wanted.
I put my hand into my jeans and pulled out the cash, and showed it to him.
"This is all I got, man... what do you say?"
He took the five twenties, and shook my hand. I put the Fender back into the case, and closed
it. It was mine. I left his place with the other twenty dollar bill still in my pocket, and walked a
about ten blocks or more down to a guitar shop run by a guy named Dan Erlewine. He had opened
it recently, and I'd heard good things about him but had never walked in. I'd been busy with my
life going aground on a lee shore, and battering itself to bits on hard rocks.
After walking that far, I had learned an appreciation for the bass player's job, which is to carry
heavy things about. I switched hands back and forth, humming "Heavy music, heavy music, heavy music, MUSIC..." I showed the Fender to Dan, and he squinted at it and turned it this way and that,
and looked carefully at everything. He said he thought the neck would be okay, and I wouldn't have to
buy another one. (I had prepared myself to buy one, not knowing if a bowed neck could be put right).
He told me to come back the next day.
I did... and my new old bass was set up perfectly, and the neck was straight and has never given any more trouble since that day in 1972. Dan charged me $5.00, saying it was an easy fix with the truss rod.
He also said that the frets were okay, and everything looked good and the bass ought to play fine.
That was a long time ago. I've been playing that bass ever since, and I still have it. I did join a band
as soon as I could, playing blues. Which is a good way to begin. We played frat-house parties and dances, and I learned my way around the instrument by practicing with those guys.
This instrument really did change my life, because it gave me something positive to work toward
during one of the bleakest periods I've ever been through. It took me a few years of effort and practice but I began to think of myself as a pro. The Fender Jazz Bass was invented before there were any pedals or effects for bassists, and so the two pickups were intended to give the player a range of tones to use. Now, in 2017 I also own a Precision bass which gives up nothing to the J-Bass because of the
great Roland amp I play through.
But the Jazz Bass has its own awesome tone, it always did. I have said for years that this old
warhorse is the best bass I've ever played, and I played it for years without ever considering buying
anything else. When you already own the best, the rest seem just okay. I knew it when I opened that
dusty case, so many years ago. I lucked into getting the best. The color mattered not at all.
And this instrument can play any type of music that it's owner is capable of. I also took me a few
years to realize that his name is Sluggo. I've played Sluggo from Tallahassee to Talkeetna, and from
Rockland Maine to Santa Cruz. I'm sure I've made
hundreds of dollars playing this instrument...




